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Let's take a moment to praise the
European Union 🇪🇺
🕊️75+ years of peace between nations that used to invade each other for fun.
🛂26 countries. Zero passport queues. Just vibes and open roads.
📱Abolished roaming charges so you can complain about your holiday in real time. You're welcome.
🍌Yes, they regulated banana curvature. Class II bananas must be "free from abnormal curvature." Priorities.
✈️Flight delayed over 3 hours? You're legally owed €250–€600. Thank Brussels, not the airline.
🧀Protected 3,000+ food names so no one can sell you fake Parmesan. A hill worth dying on.
🔌Forced everyone onto USB-C. The single greatest act of governance in human history.
Objectively a good idea ★★★★★